Tim Martin for Congress?

He actually sent me a message via Facebook the other day telling me of his running for congress. I don't normally put info from private communications here so I didn't mention it but, since he's saying the same thing in his Times- Standard column this morning, I guess it's no secret. He writes that he ran for congress once before. I don't remember that.

The column reads as satire, but I do like the global warming denier part. It might be worth giving him a vote for that alone, if he's serious.