Wednesday, August 31, 2016

The Borg Likely On The Way

National Public Radio reports Russian astronomers have picked up an unusual signal from outer space. It seems to be coming from a solar system known as HD 164595. That's 94 light years from us, which means it would take us 94 years to reach that system traveling at the speed of light. 

But that shouldn't bring comfort to us. The Borg can make that trip real fast. You know what's happening here, don't you? The Borg have been sitting out there for millenia listening and finally detected Earth signals. They're probably preparing to attack as I type this.

We're doomed, although at least I won't have to go to work if assimilated...or will I?

4 Comments:

At 10:50 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"We're doomed, although at least I won't have to go to work if assimilated...or will I?"

You will...but you will like it. Because you will be assimilated. ;)

 
At 11:33 AM, Blogger Unknown said...

captain picard will save us
or he can bring back kirk who will save us
maybe 6 of 9 will help out

 
At 12:22 PM, Blogger Unknown said...

Maybe those"American Redoubt"people in Idaho can give us some advice! 😃

 
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